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jerksuke:

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telescopics:

welcome to melbourne! for your convenience, here are some handy tips:

  • the right side of the escalator is for walking
  • the right side of the escalator is for walking
  • if you want to stand, do it on the left side
  • the right side of the escalator is for walking

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pixalry:

Legend of Zelda Wooden Jewelry Box - Created by Justin Moravetz

Available for sale only on Etsy. Check out more of Justin’s gaming craftsmanship here.

Sold…

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nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:

My boyfriend doesn’t like Will Ferrell. I want my money back

No refunds

crimewave420:

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2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

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whatbethsays:

in australia we don’t say “the wifi is fucking slow” or “my rights as a human are being taken away” we say “thanks tony abbot” and i think that’s beautiful

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colourmechartreuse:

Aaaaaand I’m even more gay now

colourmechartreuse:

Aaaaaand I’m even more gay now

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

starcevic:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this is important to me

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andrewskis:

I cont breaf, I cont breaf
LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE EVERYTHIIIING

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mypale-ale:

Sarah was a nice Catholic girl. She married a man named John, and together they had six children. Sadly, John died too young. Despite Sarah’s heartbreak over his death, she moved on. She met another man, Dan. They fell in love and married. Sarah had six more children, and she…

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